Welcome to my website!
I am Lukas Bischof , a professional web designer
When I'm not busy making new websites, I'm designing other stuff. Since design is my passion, it always looks good. And since it always looks good, this probably justifies me as a professional web developer.
FAQ
Is it really true that you are a professional web developer?
Yes.
But how is that possible?
I have completed training as a professional web designer
Ah no, I mean because this website looks shitty
I beg you pardon?
Just face it
Maybe it doesn't look the best but at least it loads faster than your jQuery bloated page. Aaaaand it's for sure easy to maintain. Aaaaand maybe I was just too lazy to actually do something pretty.
Do all your websites look like this?
Not all, there are actual some real ones
Like?
For example MyZivi and a lot of other projects I did @Renuo
You're only doing websites or do you have other skills as well?
Some, yes. Mainly involving backend stuff, iOS programming, photographing and pretending to be busy.
Guestbook
Authored by "; drop database; on 2022-05-06 12:38:29.146276071 +0000 UTCvery cool website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Authored by Robert'); DROP TABLE guestbook;-- on 2022-04-22 13:57:39.20668776 +0000 UTC
https://xkcd.com/327/
Authored by Bobby tables… on 2023-09-30 21:45:51.710755642 +0000 UTC
…was here
Authored by Peter on 2022-08-24 09:36:13.148824899 +0000 UTC
Why is it random?
Authored by 🌐⛓️ on 2022-04-22 13:53:20.972384263 +0000 UTC
This guestbook should be immutable on the blockchain, it doesn't seem tamper proof :'(
Authored by MadHTMLHacker on 2024-04-13 21:42:42.484679897 +0000 UTC
<i>Hello,</i> <b>World!</b>
Authored by sabaku on 2024-05-15 21:32:11.832002385 +0000 UTC
is this 90's? cool af
Authored by Test on 2022-04-26 08:26:21.817234807 +0000 UTC
\alert("Test")\
Authored by 🐼 on 2022-04-22 11:13:30.895888374 +0000 UTC
Great website but no mobile 😭
Authored by Noice on 2022-04-26 08:25:24.985128956 +0000 UTC
So nice
Authored by Raphi on 2022-04-22 07:01:48.724462799 +0000 UTC
First?
Authored by hallo on 2023-03-30 08:43:10.533600392 +0000 UTC
welt
Authored by hackerman on 2022-05-06 12:39:40.940150574 +0000 UTC
alert('hello world');
Authored by First! on 2022-04-22 11:12:29.058257977 +0000 UTC
Raphi is lying
Authored by Josua on 2022-04-22 15:35:08.106380364 +0000 UTC
Mouse cursor is full imba!